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Thoughts on the Body

Okay, this is going to be a strange post for me because I usually don’t delve into this area on here and deals with, frankly, disgusting things (to be discussing at least). As such, I’m going to leave the rest of the piece, once I’ve told you what I’ll be talking about, behind a ‘read more’ link so you can’t say I didn’t warn you!

It’s about my body.

Well, hello. You were warned, you’re here at your own peril! I cannot be held liable for wanting to gouge out the part of your brain responsible for accidentally imagining what I’m talking about.

Quite often since me and J-O have been ‘together’, I have imagined what it would be like to make love with her. How great it would be too see her naked, in all her womanly sexiness. But then sometimes, when I’m in the shower or getting changed, I look at myself and think “oh god, if she sees me naked she’ll run away screaming in horror”.

As far as I can tell, there is nothing attractive about my body. My stomach isn’t muscly or even flat, it’s slightly on the rotund side (I plan to do something about that). My legs are quite fat, and of course as I am a man, they are hairy. Then there’s – how should I put this – my genitalia (it’s a scientific term but still feels rude to be using). Well, on that subject, I won’t subject you to details, but instead point you towards a YouTube clip from a stand-up routine that sums up my feelings about that particular object. Suffice to say, the reason why and even if women find the male genitalia attractive in any way escapes me.

Lets contrast that with her. Her stomach is toned, because she works out (not to mention how attractive her breasts must be. They’re small, most would say, but I bet they look great nonetheless. It’s not about size but shape.). Her legs are thin, ladylike. And as that above clip pointed out, female genitalia is much more attractive, not so much in itself, but because it’s small, a  ‘secret thing’, to quote the video. It doesn’t proclaim itself, loudly and ugly, as the male genitalia does.

To sum up; she’s sexy, as many girls are. I’m not sexy at all, as many guys aren’t. If she sees me naked, if any girl sees me naked, I’m sure that any amorous feelings they posses for me will instantly disappear and they’d run for the hills.

I wouldn’t blame them one bit.

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  1. 18/09/2011 at 7:50 pm

    Part of life is growing into an awareness of who you are and appreciating it and celebrating it. Even the physical bits. Being beautiful or sexy has nothing to do with what you see, but how you feel about yourself and the confidence with which you carry yourself. Those are simply the thoughts of a female who has lived a bit longer than you have.

  2. 18/10/2011 at 4:52 am

    I think a bit of pudge is cute. And thick legs are so much nicer on a guy than skinny ones, in my particular opinion.

    Just because you’re not your own type doesn’t mean you’re not someone else’s. : P

    On the subject of dicks, a lot of people do seem to think they’re ugly, even straight women who love having sex with guys. Personally, I’m a fan of cock; I think they’re fascinating, sexy, incredibly fun to play with, and often oddly lovely.

    Also, I second what Debbie said; being confident and comfortable in your own skin is far sexier than a “perfect” body, and it lasts a hell of a lot longer into life.

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